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OTHICMAN OF THE - LIGHT 1970 ISN'T PROUD TO PRESENT HIS FIRST - DID THE CODING IN A HURRY, JUST BECAUSE I REALLY FELT FOR WRITING NONSENSE! - ATCH OUT FOR SOON COMING RELEASES ( - EMO) FROM THE - LIGHT - OU SHOULD ALSO KEEP YOUR EYES FIXED ON YOUR - CREEN, BECAUSE OF OUR ACTIVITIES ON THAT MACHINE! - AR YOU WILL START A REAL BOOZY AND SENSELESS - CROLLTEXT! - ISSES TO ALL YOU - IRLIES! - OTHICMAN - OTHICMAN OF THE - LIGHT 1970 ISN'T PROUD TO PRESENT HIS FIRST - DID THE CODING IN A HURRY, JUST BECAUSE I REALLY FELT FOR WRITING NONSENSE! - ATCH OUT FOR SOON COMING RELEASES ( - EMO) FROM THE - LIGHT - OU SHOULD ALSO KEEP YOUR EYES FIXED ON YOUR - CREEN, BECAUSE OF OUR ACTIVITIES ON THAT MACHINE! - AR YOU WILL START A REAL BOOZY AND SENSELESS - CROLLTEXT! - ISSES TO ALL YOU - IRLIES! - OTHICMAN - AHOY ALL YOU FREAKY SURFBOYS ALL OVER THE WORLD! DANSE ON YOUR KEYBOARD FROM A-L TO SELECT YOUR FAVORITE SID-STUFF... CREDITS FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP MUST GO TO TGM (ME) FOR THE CODING, CHRIS HUELSBECK FOR THE AURAL STIMULATION (DANGER FREAK), ARCADIA FOR THE ABOVE LOGO AS WELL AS FOR THE ABOVE CHARSET AND OF COURSE TO THE UNKNOWN FREAK WHO DID THIS REALLY IMPRESSING CHARSET, WHICH I HAPPENED TO FIND, AS IF HEAVEN SENT, ON ONE OF MY DISKS (MEINE EXTERNEN SPEICHEREINHEITEN HEHE) 'WHATEVER YOUR QUESTION IS - ALPHA FLIGHT IS THE ANSWER! '... BUT NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT! PHANTOM (ALSO AFL-MEMBER) IS AT MY PALACE ON PURPOSE OF CRACKING 'MICROPROSE SOCCER', BUT THAT DAMNED PROTECTION DESTROYED THE DISK! SO THERE'S NO CHANCE OF SENDING OUT A RATHER COOL CRACK! THE ONLY THING LEFT TO US WAS TO CRUNCH THAT DAMNED MEMORY TOGETHER! WE ARE VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT! BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME STATEMENTS OF PHANTOM CONSERNING ' THE PARADE'S ' ACTIONS! THAT DAMNED ASSHOLE WAS CAUGHT BY THE POLICE AND HE GAVE ALL OF HIS SWAP-ADRESSES TO THEM! WHAT FOLLOWS NOW IS A LIST OF ALL TERMS PHANTOM USED TO CHARACTERIZE HIM : PISSKOPF! ASYLANTENSAU! JUDENFRATZE! OSTFRIESENFICKER! SEPPL! OLAF! NUTTERICH! UNDEUTSCHER! GEDANKENJUDE! REICHSVERAETER! FREIER! RATTE! AIDS-KRANKER! MUTTERSOEHNCHEN! VATERLOSER GESELL! (DU WIRST DEINEN VATER BALD WIEDERSEHEN! IN DER HOELLE!) DU ALTER PILLEMANN! MAYBE WE'LL START A 'SCHIMPFWORTE-CONTEST'... SO IF YOU THINK TO HAVE THE RIGHT WORD FOR GUYS LIKE THIS, SEND YOUR IDEAS IN HAND-WRITTEN FORM AND IN A CORRECT STAMPED ENVELOPE TO THE ALPHA FLIGHT!!! NEWS OF THE WEEK : CAOS, J-UP AND TGM HAVE JUST BUILD UP A NEW CLAN, CALLED : STUMP! (HOW MUCH IS THE FISH? HOW MUCH IS THE CHIPS? DOES THE FISH HAVE CHIPS?)........BUT AFTER ALL! I'M STILL A FLIGHTICIAN AND I'LL ALWAYS BE!........CHRIS HUELSBECK HAS JUST LEFT RAINBOW ARTS AND BUILD UP HIS PERSONAL FIRM! BUT DO NOT CRY! HE IS STILL PRODUCING SID-STUFF FOR THEM! WELL! THAT'S IT FOR TODAY! SIGNING OFF : THE PHANTOM AND THE (AS USUALLY) DRUNKEN GOTHICMAN! 'GOD BLESS THE ALPHA FLIGHT' - OTHICMAN OF THE - LIGHT 1970 ISN'T PROUD TO PRESENT HIS FIRST - DID THE CODING IN A HURRY, - 1JUST BECAUSE I REALLY FELT FOR WRITING NONSENSE! - ATCH OUT FOR SOON COMING RELEASES - OU SHOULD ALSO KEEP YOUR EYES FIXED ON YOUR - CREEN, BECAUSE OF OUR - ;ACTIVITIES ON THAT MACHINE! - %WILL START A REAL BOOZY AND SENSELESS - ISSES TO ALL YOU - AHOY ALL YOU FREAKY SURFBOYS ALL OVER THE WORLD! DANSE ON YOUR KEYBOARD FROM A-L TO SELECT YOUR FAVORITE SID-STUFF - CREDITS FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP MUST GO TO TGM (ME) FOR THE CODING, CHRIS HUELSBECK FOR THE AURAL STIMULATION (DANGER FREAK), ARCADIA FOR THE ABOVE LOGO AS WELL AS FOR THE ABOVE CHARSET AND OF COURSE TO THE UNKNOWN FREAK WHO DID THIS REALLY IMPRESSING CHARSET, WHICH I HAPPENED TO FIND, AS IF HEAVEN SENT, ON ONE OF MY DISKS (MEINE EXTERNEN SPEICHEREINHEITEN HEHE) - :'WHATEVER YOUR QUESTION IS - ALPHA FLIGHT IS THE ANSWER! ' - ; BUT NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT! PHANTOM (ALSO AFL-MEMBER) IS AT MY PALACE ON PURPOSE OF CRACKING 'MICROPROSE SOCCER', BUT THAT DAMNED PROTECTION DESTROYED THE DISK! SO THERE'S NO CHANCE OF SENDING OUT A RATHER COOL CRACK! THE ONLY THING LEFT TO US WAS TO CRUNCH THAT DAMNED MEMORY TOGETHER! WE ARE VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT! BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME STATEMENTS OF PHANTOM CONSERNING ' THE PARADE'S ' ACTIONS! THAT DAMNED ASSHOLE WAS CAUGHT BY THE POLICE AND HE GAVE ALL OF HIS SWAP-ADRESSES TO THEM! WHAT FOLLOWS NOW IS A LIST OF ALL TERMS PHANTOM USED TO CHARACTERIZE HIM : PISSKOPF! ASYLANTENSAU! JUDENFRATZE! OSTFRIESENFICKER! SEPPL! OLAF! NUTTERICH! UNDEUTSCHER! GEDANKENJUDE! REICHSVERAETER! FREIER! RATTE! AIDS-KRANKER! MUTTERSOEHNCHEN! VATERLOSER GESELL! (DU WIRST DEINEN VATER BALD WIEDERSEHEN! IN DER HOELLE!) - >DU ALTER PILLEMANN! MAYBE WE'LL START A 'SCHIMPFWORTE-CONTEST' - SO IF YOU THINK TO HAVE THE RIGHT WORD FOR GUYS LIKE THIS, SEND YOUR IDEAS IN HAND-WRITTEN FORM AND IN A CORRECT STAMPED ENVELOPE TO THE ALPHA FLIGHT - NEWS OF THE WEEK : CAOS, J-UP AND TGM HAVE JUST BUILD UP A NEW CLAN, CALLED : STUMP! (HOW MUCH IS THE FISH? HOW MUCH IS THE CHIPS? DOES THE FISH HAVE CHIPS?) - :BUT AFTER ALL! I'M STILL A FLIGHTICIAN AND I'LL ALWAYS BE! - CHRIS HUELSBECK HAS JUST LEFT RAINBOW ARTS AND BUILD UP HIS PERSONAL FIRM! BUT DO NOT CRY! HE IS STILL PRODUCING SID-STUFF FOR THEM! WELL! THAT'S IT FOR TODAY! SIGNING OFF : THE PHANTOM AND THE (AS USUALLY) DRUNKEN GOTHICMAN! - <'GOD BLESS THE ALPHA FLIGHT' - ,GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - NG OFF : THE PHANTOM AND THE (AS USUALLY) DRUNKEN GOTHICMAN! - <'GOD BLESS THE ALPHA FLIGHT' - ,GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -